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misandry-mermaid:

thedragonflywarrior:

The head-turning Game of Thrones actress Gwendoline Christie is a towering 6ft 3in tall and admits she often felt she couldn’t relate to women on the big screen because of her Amazonian frame, but is now relishing the opportunity to play a tough, fierce warrior in the medieval fantasy drama.

She said: “It’s really vitally important to me the way women are portrayed. As someone who has always felt at times pretty genderless because of my size, it interests me to challenge ideas of prejudice and femininity, and what it is to be a woman.”

The towering actress reveals that she had numerous setbacks in her career before landing a prized role as Brienne of Tarth in the hit show, adding: “I found it so frustrating, particularly at the beginning, because I would be told, ‘Sorry love, you’re too tall.’ At one stage I was like, ‘I’ll give this another six months and if this persists, ‘I’ll become a nun.’ “

For her role as warrior Brienne, Gwendoline trained how to fight with swords and ride horses and says it’s “empowering” to know she can “break a man’s nose with my elbow.”

"I do all my own stunts and come away with bruises and scratches. After one scene I was absolutely covered in bruises all down one leg and up one arm. But it’s worth it. It’s quite fun. I enjoy knocking around with the boys."

I cannot get enough of this woman. She deserves all the awards.

<3_<3

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nekotalia:

alfred is 19 in human years

imagine how fucking hard he laughed when the watergate scandal was happening and he found out the codename for the informant was “deep throat” because hes a fucking dudebro child

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alia-se asked: would Scotland allow England to have a relationship with the 'Teutonic wanker'?

i-love-prueng:

I really should make a habit of checking my inbox regularly lol

Scotland and the Tuetonic Wanker, hmmmm… considering their common grounds in Protestantism and thriftiness, I’d say Scotland is torn about it. I mean, he doesn’t want Prussia and England together, but at the same time, he knows the two are better together than apart.

Well, Scotland likes Prussia, since Prussia is almost similar to England, I mean: annexing brother countries? Check. Empire? Check. Has instances of great military embarrassments forever recorded by poets/historians/etc? Check. Love of all things meaty and alcoholic? Cheeeeeeeeck.

With the key differences being that Prussia doesn’t drag himself home bruised and bleeding after a bar fight when he goes out on his own, especially when he can’t stand the atmosphere at home.

(Which is really worrying to England’s brothers because it’s been happening with him a lot lately, going out because there’s been a nasty fight, things exchanged that shouldn’t, and England storming out after a screaming match they all regret later.)

On one hand, Prussia makes England laugh.

As much as Scotland (and Wales) hate to admit, Prussia makes England laugh. England smiles when he meets Prussia’s eyes, his mood brightens considerably when Prussia texts him a picture of Gilbird doing something cute or when Prussia himself does something stupid and he takes a selfie and sends it to England anyway (because he knows it will cheer England up), and England always looked forward to Prussia’s visits that he sometimes manages not to burn anything he cooks (overcooked or under-cooked, just not burnt).

So Scotland lets England and Prussia be, because who is he to deny England’s happiness? Sure, he gets disappointed and jealous that England prefers Prussia’s company over his, but he’d rather eat his own feet than be openly resentful of Prussia because he knows England would stop seeing Prussia to make him happy. Scotland just grins and bears it.

So there we go, a really long headcanon of Scotland when it comes to England and Prussia. :D