If you can't count on the weather you can't count on anything

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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:
If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:
idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:
so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

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chevalierviolet:

The President went to great lengths to conceal the full nature of his disease from the American people and from foreign leaders.  He asked the press to never photograph him in his wheel chair.   When in public, he walked with the aid of a cane and by holding tightly to his son James’s arm.  Well he didn’t really “walk”,  he couldn’t.   With great effort, he had to grip his son’s right arm, and with his upper body strength, rotate and thrust forward his left leg. Then with his right hand and cane, propel his right leg forward.  Over and over.   Grip… thrust… cane…thrust… grip, thrust, cane, thrust.  Observers have said that it was done so meticulously, it simulated the act of walking.
Now imagine the President – standing at the entrance to the House Chamber in the capitol, looking before him at the long walk down that aisle to the side of the speaker’s rostrum, where he needed to reach the top and the podium we see on TV. Grip, thrust, cane, thrust.   After the famous speech when asked what his dad was thinking and talking about as he entered the House chamber on that auspicious December 8th, James said “ only one thing … that he mustn’t fall.”
- Simple Acts of Strength and Courage
http://lenbrzozowski.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/simple-acts-of-strength-and-courage/

chevalierviolet:

The President went to great lengths to conceal the full nature of his disease from the American people and from foreign leaders.  He asked the press to never photograph him in his wheel chair.   When in public, he walked with the aid of a cane and by holding tightly to his son James’s arm.  Well he didn’t really “walk”,  he couldn’t.   With great effort, he had to grip his son’s right arm, and with his upper body strength, rotate and thrust forward his left leg. Then with his right hand and cane, propel his right leg forward.  Over and over.   Grip… thrust… cane…thrust… grip, thrust, cane, thrust.  Observers have said that it was done so meticulously, it simulated the act of walking.

Now imagine the President – standing at the entrance to the House Chamber in the capitol, looking before him at the long walk down that aisle to the side of the speaker’s rostrum, where he needed to reach the top and the podium we see on TV. Grip, thrust, cane, thrust.   After the famous speech when asked what his dad was thinking and talking about as he entered the House chamber on that auspicious December 8th, James said “ only one thing … that he mustn’t fall.”

- Simple Acts of Strength and Courage

http://lenbrzozowski.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/simple-acts-of-strength-and-courage/


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Day 5: Blow Job

Arthur hadn’t been too big on rugby for about a decade now, but when he’d opened the front door to a grinning Scotland armed with enough ale and cheap cider to keep a whole stadium happy, he found a new appreciation for the Mangers League.

            They bet (no money, only “favours”), drank, and Arthur could not remember the last time watching a match together had been this enjoyable.

            Or, for his great displeasure, a time when Edinburgh had played better.

“Obstruction!”

“You wish, you scunner! The Irish are shite and you’re going down with them!”

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toxicnebulae:

nowyoukno:

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its name is the University of al-Qarawiyyin
the woman’s name was Fatima al-Fihri
failing to mention the names contributes to the erasure of the accomplishments of people, and especially women, of colour throughout history
once again: her name was FATIMA AL-FIHRI

"…and is sometimes referred to as the oldest university, although some scholars dispute whether the term can be properly applied historically to institutions outside the European model” - wikipedia
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muslimfeminist:

toxicnebulae:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

its name is the University of al-Qarawiyyin

the woman’s name was Fatima al-Fihri

failing to mention the names contributes to the erasure of the accomplishments of people, and especially women, of colour throughout history

once again: her name was FATIMA AL-FIHRI

"…and is sometimes referred to as the oldest university, although some scholars dispute whether the term can be properly applied historically to institutions outside the European model” - wikipedia

sounds like white tears

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